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Do you think our FEARLESS LEADER, Billyboy Clinton, is a member of this subspecies?
Beanie Baby Blaster
is BACK!
Here at TONE INDIGO we know that life has its share of ups and downs, and Murphy's Law being alive and well, most of the time the Human Race experiences more downs than ups. Modern Psychiatry tells us that keeping the resulting negative feelings bottled up creates an unhealthy psyche, but in real life the average human has enough on his or her plate without hearing everybody else's crap. So what do you do with all that negative energy??
YOU BRING IT HERE!
TONE INDIGO is the place for your bi*chiness and sob stories. So if you have a little negative venting to do, by all means surf on through and maybe GET AWARDED FOR IT!
You'll find this site in an abbreviated state at the moment due to my unfortunate incarceration. However, despite setbacks, an EVIL BEING WHO PUSHED THE DELETE BUTTON (who, Andy says, "borrowed" his password to do so. yeah, right!), and a stint in Billyboy Gate's version of hell (don't EVER use windows 95 to compress your hard drive!!! EVER!!!) toneindigo is back, and BETTER THAN EVER! So fasten your seatbelts, folks, we're in for a fast and bumpy ride!
Tone Indigo's ATTITUDE AWARD Application
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